ikinistr() is a little-known PHP function which converts a string into a more aesthetically pleasing, yet synonymous phrase. This applies the Iki aesthetic ideal also imported from Japan to convert tokens from any language into far more pleasing strings. While this task would be nearly impossible for many humans and nearly all other natural-language-processing experts, the unparalleled pogilvie was rumored to have developed the algorithm in passing conversation during a pit-stop at a hash.
Turn back now. You have been warned. Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate!